a bad case of verbal diarrhea...

I am done my final assignments of the Medical Office Assistant program.

Apparently the "sitting duck" was fired today, and it's all Todd Bertuzzi's fault.............apparently!

She got engaged and thus, "love is one soul inhabiting two bodies."

I am a Hallmark card in the making. You can catch me on Google.com under wedding quotes.

So I went to SMILE Restaurant with Laura and Mickey today for lunch.  The food was in lamest terms "aiight"...but I don't think Laura enjoyed hers very much.  Not to mention our waiter said the word "sure" about 1000000000 times.  "Ohh...is this mine?"  ......"Sure." Hmmm yeah ok.  Anyway we talked about that horror movie "The Hills Have Eyes" and I remembered this funny thing that happened when Virn and I watched it at Tinsletown about two weeks ago now, I think. WELL, we were seated at the second to last row to the back...does that make sense?....anyway, the couple next to us were apparently talking during the opening credits (I didn't notice) and the girl at the back of them ended up kicking their chair in the front and I guess to make it much easier for you all to understand I'll play out the conversation. Girl 1 and Guy 1 is the couple beside us...Girl 2 and Guy 2 is the couple sitting behind us/them.

Girl 2 *kicks chair*
Girl 1: Uhmm excuse me, what did you do that for?
Girl 2: For talking...so shut the fuck up!
Girl 1: Well if you would have told me nicely instead of kicking my chair (she did kick it pretty hard cuz even I kinda felt it.) I would've listened. It's called fuckin' civilization, people.
Now I would totally understand if Girl and Guy 1 kept talking after people warned them to shut up....kicking the chair would be very appropriate, but there was no apparent warning what so ever on Girl 2's part; therefore, Girl 1 wins the argument...but ohhh...it does not stop there....
Guy 2: Pfffft! Civilization...you're the fuckin' bitch talking in the goddamn theatre....pffft civilization.
Guy 1: Yo! (he was sooo g-unit, funky white boy steez.) How bout you shut the fuck up man and just watch the movie.
Guy 2: Hey, hey, hey....don't start shit with ME ok? (here comes the key line that made me want to laugh, but I had to contain it to a snicker) Do you want me to fuckin' stroke you, huh?
Guy 1: *Laughs* Stroke me?? Wtf....what do you mean stroke me???
Guy 2: *stutters and muffles answer and follows with a...* You wanna take this outside huh?? Let's see who the bigger man is.

I thought that was the worse come back ever. Why would you wanna use the word stroke to diss someone?? I thought stroking was a form of consensual touching before some intimate hoe-down between two lovers...maybe stroking is another term for 'kicking ass' now a days, I don't know. But yeah that was one heck of a night........

ps. Don't watch The Hills Have Eyes.........most stupid stereo-typical psycho/retarded zombie canabalism shit ever.  With the one simple motif, play with nukes during war etc.. you're basically fucked for life.  But ehhh what do I know, that's just my opinion.

Bye!

I've been hearing the word "Gynecology" for several days now, and this includes "vaginas" "rectums" "uteruseseses" and so on. The good thing is school is almost done. I'm exhausted...mentally and physically incapable of putting up with the regular hours of school. I just want to 'utilize' my skills already. Medical BookKeeping is a major drag...queen. I never signed up to be an accountant, numbers and I never really got along.

As you can tell, most, if not all but one of my previous entries survived my spring cleaning on live journal. Don't ask why...I do what I do, and sometimes I just really don't care why!

Anyway, I'm tired. I've got major cephalgia coming on and I think I'll need a dose of acetaminophen or ibuprofen reeeeeeeal soon. It's probably a sign that I should get off this thing now. Until then.......

I haven't updated in a while...Well let's see here, what can I say. I officially have four months left of my MOA program and that's including practicum month in MAY...yay! The weather's been funny lately, too funny that I'm not even laughing any more. Joke drumroll pleaseeee. To tell you the truth, I'm just updating because Laura is cool and I <# her...seriously I do. No that's not a typo! Anyway, I hate being sick. I'm about as sick as a pedophile whacking off to underage kiddy porn, it's gross! I gave myself some time-off yesterday from school and took one long day of rest. But I came to school to do a quiz, for stupid reasons that will remain enclosed. Oh! And Virnie got into Nursing, Hoorah! He's going to far exceed my profession within the next year or so as a Nurse....sucks that I will have to maintain my role as the "woman" in the relationship, being needy and all you know?! Uhm, I guess there isn't really anything else to talk about. Till the next update!

Hi I'm Joyce, and I've got snot running down my nose!